Adult Aisle At The Home Depot & Chocolate Lady Parts [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.

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Rex Hudler Selling This O.C. Porn Production House Paradise! $3.75M [PHOTOS]

Two things about the house that Rex Hudler is selling in Orange County. (1.) The ‘Wonder Dog’ is a genius with his money, having bought this spread in 1999 for $1.34 million. That was more than he ever made in a single season of MLB employment. Asking price today: $3.75 million. (2.) This place is like a porn production company paradise. Do you realize how many different scenes could be shot inside & out. Endless possibilities! JUMP!

20 Best NSFW Black Guy Twitter Reactions To Steve Blake’s Big Miss

Nothing is more exciting than the final two minutes of an NBA playoff game, especially when that game includes Kobe Bryant. But when Kobe doesn’t take the final shot and some white guy named Steve Blake does, Twitter goes absolutely nuts. Sure, Blake taking a three in the 2nd quarter is no big deal. However, it’s a HUGE deal when the Lakers are down 1-0 to OKC. Of course you know what happened last night. Blake missed & black guys on Twitter went HAM. JUMP!

Could You Sink Two Free Throws With 76ers Tubby Behind Basket? [VIDEO]

What was the Internet choking on last night? All 400 pounds – or so – of 76ers fan Gutman who was trying to distract KG during free throws in a 17-point blowout. Look, cool move and all when the game is on the line and the Celtics have a three-point lead. Not cool when your team is down 17. You don’t bust out this weapon just because it’s there. Stop it, Gutman. JUMP!

Anyone See A Kentucky Bank Robber Wearing Chicago Hat In Cadillac Headed For Ohio? [Cuff 'Em]

Via: First suspect is black male, 6 feet, 1 inch tall, weighing 220 – 230 pounds, has a beard, wearing tan Carhart coat and toboggan. Second suspect is black male, 5 feet, 10 inches tall, weighing 165-180 pounds, wearing a ball cap with the word Chicago on it, Nike fleece pullover. Vehicle is described as silver Cadillac, 1993 – 1995 model year, last seen heading west toward Cincinnati on Kentucky 9.

Elin Nordegren Back On Dating Scene & Will Rhymes Passes Out [Daily Dump

• Fat 76ers fan lets the rolls jiggle last night on TNT

• Paul Pierce has been playing poker between playoff gms

• ALERT! ALERT! ELIN NORDEGREN IS SINGLE!

• Pussy: Will Rhymes passes out after a HBP

• Elisabetta Canalis’ bikini ass on ‘Dictator’ boat

• Candice Swanepoel Glitter Arm Bra Action!

• Katie Price & her giant fake cans at the airport

• Imogen Thomas FINGER BRA ALERT!

Is This Metta World Peace “Lakers Idiot” ID Legit? [Morning Twitpic]

Someone let us know what TV station ran this World Peace “Lakers Idiot” caption during last night’s sportscast. This comes in via @Ten_Foot_Midget, who isn’t known to Photoshop screencaps. Sure looks like an iPhone flash on the right side of the screen. Stand up, TV station. Let yourself be congratulated. In other Lakers news, Kobe’s team is down 2-0. Hope you didn’t have the OVER. 77-75 final. Why’d the Lakers lose? 13% from 3-point range. Let’s get rolling!

MMAer Urijah Faber Getting A Few Staples In His Head This Afternoon [PHOTO]

UFC bantamweight TUF coach Urijah Faber had something to show his fans this afternoon on Twitter. “About to go get a few staples to the dome. Another day at the office #tuflive,” he wrote. True, it’s not the worst head wound in UFC history, but this one came in a practice. Faber is currently a coach on the Ultimate Fighter. Don’t even start bitching this afternoon about how you struggled through another hard day of work. Do you have a head wound? (via ‏@UrijahFaber)

Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane Are Oklahoma City Thunder Pornstar Superfans [PHOTOS]

Something very weird is happening with this Oklahoma City Thunder team that destroyed the defending champion Dallas Mavericks and moved on to the NBA Western Conference Semifinals. Out of nowhere, this team located in out-of-the-way Oklahoma has become the darling franchise for pornstars such as Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane. Why this convergence of porn & four-year-old franchise (yes, we know they’re the old Sonics – relax)? JUMP!

Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

Sammy Sosa is a HUGE Miami Heat fan. Well documented. So it might have been a surprise last night when Slammin’ wasn’t at American Airlines Arena for another LeBron debacle. Where was His Whiteness? Just hitting the red carpet at the Spanish People Magazine ’50 Most Beautiful People’ party. Still efforting to see why/how Sosa gets invites to such parties, but he’s in demand. Anyway, we asked on Twitter: Sammy Sosa is whiter than _____________. The responses – JUMP!

Elisabetta Canalis Fakes Death & Hayden Panettiere Grew Breasts [Afternoon Dump]

• Amber Heard is looking beautiful as usual

• Did Elisabetta Canalis really die? Hope not!

• Whoa, Hayden Panettiere has boobs now

• 20 of the sexiest Jessica Alba magazine covers

• The 20 hottest photos of Emma Stone

• Candice Swanepoel looks freaking hot in a tiny bikini

• Imogen Thomas’ large breasts in Nuts

• Barbara Palvin’s sextastic lingerie photoshoot

Cowboys Cheerleader Bikini Calendar Photos From Mexico Just Won’t Stop

At this point we figure you guys think BC is just dicking around and stretching out these Dallas Cowboys cheerleader galleries because it’s a slow news week. Not the case at all. There are like 50 chicks on the team and they just keep uploading snapshots from their time in Cancun. While many NFL cheerleading units are a complete mess with social networking, the DCC is just a machine. Just blasting us with bikini shots at least 3-4 times per day. The latest – JUMP!

Rachel Uchitel Finally Gave Birth To Child Who’ll Freak When She Googles Her Mother

Big news today from the Rachel Uchitel media camp. Tiger’s #1 mistress finally gave birth to a healthy baby girl that is the offspring of another athlete, former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Remember that guy? We said he hit the relationship lottery with this Uchitel broad. She’s got crazy hush money from the Tiger ordeal, has those giant implants and Hahn gets to brag to his buddies that he has Tiger’s sloppy seconds. Baby details – JUMP!

Jimmer Fredette Wedding Registry: $400 Knife Set, $180 Toaster & $30 Shoe Rack!

Jimmer Fredette and Whitney Wonnacott will finally get married June 1 (yes, it’s a Friday) at the Denver LDS Temple. You know what that means for these two in June: steamy sex. It also means that we went searching for a wedding gift to send the lovely couple. Jimmer might make $2.3 million a year, but that didn’t stop him and Whit from registering at Bed, Bath & Beyond and Williams-Sonoma. We’re thinking of buying the $10 can opener. JUMP!

Did Mariners Mean To Put Space In Charlie Furbush Jersey?

Just happened to be watching the Red Sox-Mariners game yesterday when Charlie Furbush came in for a couple innings of relief and this jersey smacked me in the face. Of course Furbush has been around for a few years now and we’ve gotten over the humor in his last name. However, it seems the Mariners seamstress had a little fun with Charlie’s road uni. No, there shouldn’t be a space between ‘Fur’ and ‘Bush’ – unless you appreciate baseball humor.

Next Great Drinking Game Is Battleshots, Vanity Plates & Bucked Up [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.

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Ann Lux Is Former Cowboys Cheerleader Turned Will Middlebrooks’ WAG [PHOTOS]

Will Middlebrooks has more HRs than Albert Pujols. Has the same amount of RBI (14) as Pujols. Has a better batting average. And has scored just one fewer run (9) than Pujols. Never heard of Middlebrooks? He’s the third baseman replacement while Kevin Youkilis is on the DL. This Middlebrooks character is also going to be marrying a former Cowboys cheerleader, Ann Lux, in December. Hell yes, this guy is on track for stardom. JUMP!