Cardinals Fan Went NSFW Streaking Tonight In St. Louis [PHOTO]

Tonight’s 7th inning at Busch Stadium was quite the party for Naked Streaker Guy who, as you can see, went on an epic NSFW run around a usually docile ballpark when it comes to bare ass. According to ‏@tweetldee, streaker dude made it all the way around the outfield before these huge bros jumped on his bare ass. Look, if you’re going streaking, why not blast the balls right in Skip Schumaker’s face? More pics – JUMP!

Could Jordan Carver Possibly Play Soccer Without Killing Someone? [PHOTOS]

As you know by know, pinup model Jordan Carver is a woman who will model pretty much anything as long as her giant fake boobs are flopped out in the photos. We’ve even seen a gallery where she’s jerking around with eggs and Chef Boyardee. Usually these scenes are logical moments in life where the cleav-bombs make sense. Today, however, we get this set of soccer pics. Seriously, worst possible sport for this chick. Somebody is going to get killed. JUMP!

1950′s Kate Upton & Kim Kardashian Shows Off Cleavage [Afternoon Dump]

• Carrie Underwood’s sexy long legs

• Kate Upton gets all dolled up

• Karolina Kukova does a Jessica Alba

• Danielle Sharp shows off her massive cleavage

• Kim Kardashian shows off her only real thing, her boobs

• This is the hottest coast guard’s wife in the World

• Nadia Vieira gets in her underwear for Maxim

• Brooke Adams wants you to be her fan

EBay Seller Unloading His Piece Of Junk Baseball With Jesus Scuff Mark

Long story short, some (we’ll guess a dude) seller on eBay has listed a scuffed up baseball that might just be a Jesus scuffed baseball. The seller, who has a lousy 83% approval rating, reports: “This is a normal baseball that I believe has the face of Jesus on it. My friend was playing baseball with it and one of the scuffs just happened to make this face. We just thought this was a pretty cool and rare occurrence.” Wait, a baseball just gets a Jesus scuff? Do you take cash? JUMP!

Let’s See What Bernie Kosar’s Porn Daughter Lexxi Silver Is Up To These Days

From time to time we check in with poor Bernie Kosar and his wild ass family mostly just to feel fortunate that we’re not related to any of them. Sure, Bernie will always be a God in Cleveland and Miami, but this guy will forever be known on the Internet as the only legendary NFL QB with a daughter whose porn career was outed on the Internet. It seems the porn career is over, but the nightmare for Bernie isn’t. JUMP!

Rent Pat Riley’s Malibu House This Summer – Only $35,000 Per Month! [PHOTOS]

You have three months off this summer and $105,000 to kick around on a Malibu waterfront beach house? Pat Riley has a place for you to crash and the only view off the deck is for miles and miles of the Pacific Ocean. That’s right, rent Pat’s poon slayer lair for only $35,000 per month (June, July & August). What do you get? It’s the perfect place to invite Vanessa Hudgens or one of these other horny Hollywood types over to watch waves crash. JUMP!

Tim Tebow Manages To Blow Up Twitter With Back-To-Back INTs – In Practice

Gotta believe Sanchez has INT bounties on Tebow after learning this morning that Baby Jesus went back-to-back in the INT department during his first OTA practice with the Jets. Seriously, wouldn’t you throw some coin to the defense if you were Mark Sanchez? $5,000 per INT. $10,000 if you rip Tebow in a post-practice interview with WFAN. Maybe drop a “Mark Sanchez is looking sharp” or a “Tebow is having trouble picking up the offense.” (via @SInow)

Best Custom ‘Jeter Sux ARod’ Jersey Ever, American Idol Finale & AI Practice [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.

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Detroit Readers: Come Drink FREE Captain Morgan Rum With Us Before Tigers-Yankees

Who lives in the Detroit area, is a Tigers or Yankees fan, reads Busted Coverage or Guyism and likes FREE Captain Morgan Black rum? We went out and put together what we hope will be a giant bash on June 1 before the Tigers-Yankees game. Hell yes we talked Captain Morgan to start serving your asses at 4 p.m. and going right to first pitch at Comerica. Don’t say we never give back to our loyal readers. DETAILS – JUMP!

22 Best Black Guy Twitter Reactions To Shaq To Orlando GM Rumors

It’s the news ESPN needed to drum up content for the 97 hours of daily live shows across the WWL. Chris Broussard goes on the NBA pregame show last night and drops a nugget about Orlando possibly interviewing Shaq for its open GM position. Of course it’s a stupid idea, but just the kind of rumor that gets fans fired up. That means it’s good for our business, so we like this stupid rumor. The reaction from the black dudes wasn’t good for The Big Aristotle. JUMP!

Hands Down Best MILF Miami Heat Semi-NSFW Playoff Victory Celebration – EVER! [VIDEO]

Of course we want the Heat to absolutely bury the Pacers tonight. Make a statement. It’s not that we’re LeBron fans. Of course his act sailed years ago. However, it’s a team like Miami that’s great for business. You guys hating Miami equals pageviews. Pageviews equal $. Dollars equal my ass going on vacation like twice a year. Enter Miami Heat MILF dancing on a bar after Game 5 at the Will Call sports bar. JUMP!

Mass. Cops Looking For Red Sox Robber Instead Arrest Yankees Fan On Warrant! [Cuff 'Em]

Here we go again with a Yankee-Red Sox rivalry arrest story. Of course there have been Yankees-Red Sox beatings that’ve made headlines over the years. There have been Yankees fans robbing banks. Same from the Red Sox side. But have you ever heard of a Red Sox fan pulling off an armed robbery and the Massachusetts cops arresting a Yankees fan instead? Yeah, it happened this week. JUMP!

Porn Stars Attacking Bill Clinton & Tebow Tebowing In Madden Screencap! [Daily Dump]

• Attaboy: Bill Clinton & porn chicks!

• HERE HE IS! TEBOW TEBOWING IN MADDEN!

• Skins fan pretty much spitting on Cowboys star

• Big 12 Baseball Championship – BANNER FAIL!

• 60 Sexiest American Athletes At 2012 Games

• Tara Reid trashed in Cannes? Looks that way

• Best Random Rack Of The Day: Alyson Marie

• Best Bikini Ass Of The Day: Sara Sampaio!

A.I.’s Reaction Upon Learning He Would Not Be Playing In Game 6 [Morning Twitpic]

The other big news, besides the 76ers getting a victory in Game 6, was that Allen Iverson was in the house to provide moral support to his former team. Of course Philly columnists noted that the guy “looked like a shell of his former self.” Seriously, you think? The guy hasn’t played in an NBA game since 2010. Think he’s a shell? Amazing! In MLB news, would the Steinbrenner boys really sell the Yankees? That’s the report. Let’s get rolling!

An Audrina Patridge Update Because Kevin The Intern Used To Be In Love With This Chick [PHOTOS]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Remember Audrina Patridge? I do, because there wasn’t an Afternoon Dump during 2009-2010 that Kevin the Intern didn’t post some sort of gallery of the former ‘reality’ lass. And then her career crashed. The Vegas birthday parties disappeared. There’s no reason why this chick shouldn’t just permanently take up residence next to water like this scene in Cabo. JUMP!

Manny Ramirez’s Head Is Full Of Gray Hair [PHOTOS]

Poor Manny Ramirez. There was the whole steroids suspension, the trouble with his wife & the cops and now comes the gray hair. The guy turns 40 on May 30 and it shows via these photos with Kevin Millar that were shown today on MLB Network’s Intentional Talk. Something crazy is going on with that hair because September 13, 2011, when he was arrested, his mugshot looks quite different. 0-to-60 with the gray in 8 months? JUMP!

Hottest Americans In Olympics & Kelly Brook’s Huge Cleavage [Afternoon Dump]

• 60 sexiest Americans in the ’12 Olympics!

• Looks like Megan Fox is having a girl

• Kelly Brook drops some massive cleavage

• Petra Nemcova in some sexy black jeans

• The 20 hottest photos of Alison Haislip

• And the 10 sexiest women are . . .

• There are no substitutes for the hot Rita Andrade

•  Xenia Deli in bikini for Beach Bunny