Damn You, Evan Longoria! Dating Jaime Edmondson? [PHOTOS]

Nope, we have no specific news that Evan Longoria and BC Hall of Famer Jaime Edmondson are dating, but these two kids looked awfully happy to be hanging out together today at Disney World’s Animal Kingdom. Either they’re dating or their dogs are dating because we’ve never seen more doggy sleepovers at Longoria’s place in Twitter history. Edmondson’s dachshund, Molly. Longoria’s bull terrier, Jango. Could be power couple of 2012. JUMP!

Floyd Mayweather Won $43,000 On Miami Heat Last Night [PHOTO]

How does the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world bide his time while he’s waiting around for Manny Pacquiao to stop dodging him? He throws down large sums of cash on trivial sporting events, of course. Floyd Mayweather also wins, just like he does in the ring. He cleared more than $43,000 on a first-half wager on the Miami Heat last night. That’s some pretty sweet action. We’ve got all the details right here. Check it!

Bar Refaeli’s Sexy Profile & Kate Upton Gets Underrated [Afternoon Dump]

• Bar Refaeli busts out her ridiculously sexy profile

• Lindsay Lohan bends over for Love Magazine

• Victoria’s Secret apparently doesn’t like Kate Upton

• Delta Goodrem: Looking uber hot in Sydney

• The 20 Hottest photos of Michelle Vawer

• Natalie Coughlin lets S.I. paint her nipples

• Gio Ott is a complete bombshell

• Diana Falzone loves a man that talks about boobs

Sorry, Matt The Screencapper: This Brittish Broad Weighs 560 Pounds – Is Married!

It’s kind of like you don’t want to click on this, but at the same time you do. We know you can’t not do it. Where else can you see Britain’s fattest woman? Nowhere! Well, maybe somewhere, but that’s not the point. Brenda is one sexy beast, all 560 pounds of her! Sure, she spends most of her time in bed or eating and she hasn’t been out of her home in four years, but those are trivial details. Get the flower out! Check it!

Kentucky Students On Pins & Needles Over Who’ll Win This Live Practice [PHOTO]

Yep, we’ve been keeping one eye on this Kentucky live basketball practice that’s airing on ESPNU this afternoon. John Calipari is running a practice with about 2,500 fans hanging out to see what it’s like inside the program. What have we learned in this practice? Not much other than this is one helluva recruiting tool. When you have students sweating practice, a recruit knows this is life or death. (watch live on ESPNU)

Be Natalie Gulbis’ Caddie For One Round Of LPGA Golf – $8,000!

Have $8,000 laying around and feel like it would be best spent on charity and carrying Natalie Gulbis’ bag in an LPGA event? Ever dreamt of having Ms. Gulbis ask you to hand her a water bottle on the 8th hole at the ShopRite Classic? All you have to do is break out the MasterCard, hit Buy It Now. Of course you’ll probably have to pass a background check, but dreams really can come true for those with money. JUMP!

The Jeremy Lin ‘Linsanity’ Watch: Toronto Edition [PHOTOS]

Two courtside seats for tonight’s Knicks-Kings game are going for $3,200 on StubHub – per. Let us know if you’re buying those to be a witness to the Jeremy Lin Experience at 7:30. We’ll be at home slobbering over a guy who just won’t have an off night. Things are so out of control that BC is launching ‘Linsanity Watch,’ our daily tribute to all things Lin. Hell yes we’re jumping on this pageview bandwagon. This guy is more money than Erin Andrews in 2008. JUMP!

TCU LB Tanner Brock Cuffed In Drug Dealer Bust…Didn’t See That One Coming

Big news out of Fort Worth, Texas today is that 17 drug dealers have been rounded up on the ‘Christian’ campus, including four from the football team. C’mon, boys, you know that’s how they’re supposed to roll at schools like Ohio State and Miami. Now you Christians get in on the dope trade? Trying to wrap our heads around that one. Of the 4 Horned Frogs popped, our favorite has to be linebacker Tanner Brock. Just look at that Facebook page. JUMP!

Excited Rugby Fans & A Knitted Subway Outfit [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.

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Tipster: Matt Leinart Is An #AssMan, Threw Beach House Party Over Weekend

Did you think Matt Leinart was just sitting around this offseason, not throwing beach house parties with crazy chicks? Of course not, fools. If you are to believe what this jersey chaser, Lynsi Nicole London, reported over the weekend, everyone’s favorite drunken Heisman Trophy QB is an #assman. C’mon, Lynsi, the Internet is littered with Leinart carnage. Either you start dropping photos of this beach house or you’re a liar. JUMP!

Porn Star Jesse Jane Row A At Thunder-Jazz Game [PHOTOS]

Don’t know who Jesse Jane is? Leave this site right now. Of course she’s the porn star from such classics as Bad Girls 3, Jack’s POV 4, Posh Kitten and Busty Cops. It just happened that she was at last night’s OKC Thunder-Jazz game right in the front row with what is believed to be her son. Of course viewers at home noticed. @thecajunboy grabbed this photo and led to our investigation into her fandome. JUMP!

Curtis Leskanic In Court Today For His F*ck You, F*ck You, I Pay Taxes DUI [Cuff 'Em]

Here we figured the Curtis Leskanic DUI story was history and that he’d cleared up that mess. Not so, according to Florida media who are reporting Curt will be in court today to keep evidence out of his trial. We assume the former MLB pitcher doesn’t want the dash cam video – released in January – to be used against him. Haven’t seen the video? YOU MUST WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW! JUMP!

Steven Jackson Needs Rubbers & Ashley Tisdale Bikini Roller Skating [Daily Dump]

• Better dunk than Blake Griffin’s? This one!

• 76ers giving fans piece of court from Wilt’s 100

• Tweet: Rams RB Steven Jackson needs condoms

• Cleav-gasm! Best Arianny Celeste photo ever?

• Sad: All 65 TCU fans rush court after beating UNLV

• Lucy Pinder & Friends Big Boob Bonanza Shoot

• Um, Ok: Ashley Tisdale Bikini Roller Skating

• World’s First Ski-thru Starbucks in Squaw Valley

The Jeremy Lin Show Rolls Through Toronto With :05 Game-Winner [Morning Twitpic]

It was Asian Night in Toronto for Knicks-Raptors and none other than the Asian-American Jeremy Lin dropped a game-winner with :05 on the clock (VIDEO). Of course he did. And Twitter ‘BLEW UP.’ And NBATV ‘BLEWUP.’ And ESPN ‘BLEW UP.’ This is like a wet dream for broadcasters who are used to getting their asses handed to them between the Super Bowl and March Madness. Meanwhile, the Red Wings set an NHL record for consectutive home wins. Let’s get rolling!

Baseball Fan Tattoos Every MLB Mascot On His Body & More Great Sports Tats [PHOTOS]

We’ve shown you stupid sports-related tattoos before, but Benjamin Christensen’s might take the cake. Or, it might be the coolest thing you’ve ever seen. That will largely depend on whether you’re as insane about baseball as he is. We’re quite sane, so we’re going to fall into the first category. In honor of Christensen’s stupid sports tattoo, we’re breaking out a gallery. We’ll call it a gallery of regret, since that’s what these idiots will feel about their sports tattoos sometime down the road. JUMP!