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Purdue vs. Penn State. Tonight. 9PM. ESPN.

Sorry there was no post yesterday, I was a little sick. It was like a one day bug kind of thing. Woke up this morning though and felt great.

I saw “The Spirit” earlier this afternoon. It’s not even close to being as good as “Sin City” or “300″. I would not recommend spending money on this movie in theatres, wait till it is out on dvd then maybe get it.

Send in those links: theintern@bustedcoverage.com

Have a good day.

Afternoon Dump

I like the new ESPN more than the old one, but it kind of looks like Yahoo! Sports [Vent About Sports]

Anyone can throw an underwear party [Co-Ed Magazine]

15 album covers that are just horrible [uncoached]

6 songs that are just embarrassing [Holy Taco]

Good job Chris, another year down [This is Illuminati]

Yahoo! Answers has the best reasoning’s behind some of the weirdest questions [Tasty Booze]

A 14 year old, 5 foot 2, 126lb girl could beat most of us up [Salty Milk]

Yes! The next generation of ski lifts are up and running [Next Round]

If for some odd reason you didn’t know Texas won then here you go [Brahsome]

Jenny McCarthy just wants to be in a bikini (Ads NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

Goal of the day [Machochip]

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What more can we say about this video debauchery from Dolphins playoff tailgating other than….PAR-TAY!

2 Live Crew must be weeping over this scene outside Joe Robbie as a kid, (14?) hands dollars to some trailer trash partaking in pole dancing prior to Pennington throwing several picks ruining everyone’s fun.

Watch the very beginning, to your right, as Junior comes in to make it rain.

He backs away as some other mammoth trailer mama puts her caboose into some unemployed mechanic turned drug runner.

Damn, Miami is so fun.

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From The Natasha Marley File: 

Birth Class:  ‘84

From: Norwich

Also Known As: sometimes appears as “Tasha Marley”or “Sweet Marci”

Work: nude model

The great part about the Internet is that lonely men can get to know women from around the world.

Intimately.

Take Ms. Marley. In the pre-Internet days we would have had to send away for a British skin mag in order to see her naked.

Now, with the power of satellites and high-speed wiring, men are able to click a couple times and see her assets.

At Chickipedia, you’ll settle for the clothed version. It’ll work.

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Update: We’re bumping Rachel to the top of the page because some of you lazy sloths weren’t around last night for our halftime report.

Rachel goes with the white Longhorns shirt, men obviously notice.

Sorry to interrupt your evening but surely you want to know who the hot blond is at the Fiesta Bowl standing next to Colt McCoy’s family.

That is the now famous Rachel Glandorf. Colt’s college beef.

She’s like a Jessica Simpson clone without the recording deal. Broadcasting career, yes.

You might remember her from the bikini photo.

Smartly, early in the first half of the Fiesta, the dude standing in front of her turned to get some high-five action.

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Added: Last night after OSU choke.

Premise of Video: (from the vlogger) Has he (the 4-year-old) been to Ohio? No. Any Ohio fans in the family? No. Was he cheering for Texas earlier in the game (when they were winning)? Yes.

Climax of Video: Near the end of the 29-second piece, “He was down!”

Conclusion: It’s ok, kid. You’ll grow out of the turncoat stage in life. Soon you’ll learn to love Texas football. There are the cheerleaders, Matt Mcconaughey, the pole-dancing tailgaters and Ricky Williams to look up to.

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“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

• Former University of South Florida QB Marquel Blackwell decided to go out drinking last night, police allege. Politely, the fuzz pulled him over to make sure Mr. Blackwell wasn’t impaired only to find the high school coach so plastered that when the police asked for ID, “he held out a blue Visa card.” Smart move, brah. They’ll never know you’re drunk now.
• Florida is really serious about this new crackdown on underage drinkers at football games. 46 go down in flames over the New Year’s holiday. 26 at the Orange Bowl!

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Friends of the Program was fascinated with this guy’s mullet.

Welcome to our new feature for 2009, From The Couch.

The editors don’t have time to dick around with YouTube video mashups that most will never watch. So, we’ve come up with the idea to DVR or actually watch sporting events and bring you screen shots of last night’s action via a camera, from our couches.

Hopefully we’ll have some obscure stuff that wasn’t via national TV channels.

Busted Coverage could use your help on this one. Have a shot from your television that deserves to be seen by the masses?

Take a photo and send it to us. We’ll make you famous.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

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You guys still need proof that Cassie Keller is America’s hottest college freshman, so it’s Busted Coverage’s duty to win hearts and minds.

So far not a single commenter or emailer has sent a single photo of a college freshman to debunk our theory.

Onward we roll with our blogger-made college superstar.

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This wide receiver could use a few burgers.

It just can’t get any better than this if you hate Ohio State.

Two national title losses and a Fiesta Bowl heartbreaker in 3 years. This isn’t the John Cooper era we’re talking about, but it is dark days for Buckeye fans.

We were up late with that stupid game, hence the light Dump.

Today’s Dump:

Trust us, you’ll laugh your ass off at these calendars [Holy Taco]

Fox absolutely kills the spirit of the BCS television coverage [The Big Picture]

Fan tries to get complete 1983 Fleer set auto-ed [Big League Stew]

It’s on now: Milton Bradley vs. Milton Bradley in Chicago [Rumors and Rants]

Lance Armstrong has been quiet lately but opens up to blogger [The Daily Beast]

When futbol meets bullfighting [Off The Post]

10 legit (female) reasons to watch hockey [Head of Fred]

Gatorade to reinvent itself with a lighting bolt logo [Cuzoogle]

Today’s Tail:

Iron Sheik’s daughter? [CelebSlam]

Zhang Ziyi gets some public licking on the beach [FListed]

Um, Alina had us at “I love out of shape bloggers” [Coed]

Luli is pretty heavy up top if you know what we mean [Uncoached]

10 sexiest puppets of all time (yeah, the blogger is pretty sick) [Manofest]

The Giant Ass doing what she does best - shop [The Daily Fix]

Get your Kate Bosworth fix via Tank Magazine [CamelTap]

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