Swimmer Matt Grevers Asks Annie Chandler To Marry Him On Medal Podium [VIDEO]

If you’re looking for a grand way to propose this Valentine’s Day then take notes. Although you probably won’t be able to do anything this grand, you can certainly learn or thing or two about grandiose gestures. Swimmer Matt Grevers won his race at the Missouri Grand Prix Saturday and the proposed to his girlfriend, Annie Chandler, from the medal stand. She flipped her shit. Here’s the video. Check it!

Wayne Gretzky Wore Chicago Blackhawks Sweater At His Fantasy Camp [PHOTOS]

Let’s be clear about this to those of you born in 1990-present and we know there are many of you. Wayne Gretzky NEVER played for the Chicago Blackhawks so don’t be going on Twitter and telling your boys that you’re getting a Gretzky Blackhawks home sweater. They shouldn’t exist. Same goes for the road sweater. This is Wayne at his fantasy camp where campers pay an estimated $12,000 to put Wayne in whatever sweater you wish. JUMP!

Penn State LB Nate Stupar Gets Engaged To Marissa Lower At Beaver Stadium [PHOTOS]

How cliché is it for a football player to get engaged at the stadium where he played his college football? Very. But, Penn State linebacker Nate Stupar added a few twists to yesterday’s proposal to Marissa Lower. This guy actually sent his chick on a wild goose chase to finally get her ring. She actually had to put work into finally meeting her future husband under the stadium goalposts. Proud of you, Stupar. Total boss move. JUMP!

Rollercoaster Jenga Dorks & Freaky Nicki Minaj [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.

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Kate Upton Wrist Bra For Esquire [PHOTOS]

‘Tis the eve before Kate Upton’s giant teenage rack is likely covered in oil and splashed across the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. What’s the smart move for competing magazines? Put Kate Upton on your cover and release the photos 24 hours before SI. That’s exactly what went down over the weekend when Esquire dumped these shots from their March issue on the unsuspecting Internet. And how great are these photos? Legendary. JUMP!

3-Foot Joe Paterno Bobblehead Fetches $3,000 On eBay! [PHOTOS]

Penn State fans will never forget. They’ll never let their memories of JoePa fade away. The emotions over his death are still running high. How high? Financially, the emotions have resulted in the sale last Thursday night of a $3,000 Paterno bobblehead that happens to be three-feet tall. Not a joke at all. Look, you give these freaks a chance to drop a month’s salary on an inanimate object wearing white Nikes and it’s go time. JUMP!

Randy Moss Won’t Answer Our Hose Question During uStream Chat

Randy Moss promised his fans a birthday surprise this morning. The only problem is that the surprise was a uStream chat that was soon infiltrated by Twitter types – BC – throwing out ridiculous questions. Most of what we heard was his thoughts on Myra Kraft, a return to the NFL that won’t happen and a little more worthless gibberish. Of course we were saddened when Randy wouldn’t address the bigger hose question. Maybe next time. (uStream – Otis Moss)

Ohio State Fan Making Withdrawal Up In This C-Bus Key Bank! [Cuff 'Em]

Via: Police tell NBC4 a man entered the bank and stood in line waiting for a teller. Upon approaching the counter, he handed the teller a note saying he would hurt her if she did not give him the money. No weapon was observed and the teller complied with his request and handed the man the cash from her drawer, according to police. Totally smart move wearing your OSU jacket during a bank robbery. That won’t give you away or anything to the family in Gahanna.

Me Love You Lin Time & Fox News Chick Likes To Be Spanked [Daily Dump]

• Sign: Me Love You Lin Time

• Pic: The infamous couch Jeremy Lin slept on

• Jerry Sandusky throwing biscuits to his dog

• Tiger to Tony Romo post-shot: “F*ck yeah!”

• Fox News chick says she likes to be spanked

• Pasty Lingerie Model Of The Day: Jeisa!

• Best Filipino Implants You’ll See All Day: Sherri

• Carlos Boozer sprays his bald head black

Michael Vick Going To Destroy Power Hour At This Bar [Morning Twitpic]

How many Sony/BMG/Columbia acts won awards last night? If your wife/GF/lesbian lover gets caught up in Lady Gaga getting hosed in the ‘Best Solo Performer’ category, please remind her that it’s a Sony/BMG/Viacom/CBS broadcast. Adele is property of Columbia Records. In sports news, it’s good to see witty Woody Paige with a hard-hitting piece on Tebow winning the 2024 presidency. (pic via @lvdjgarcia) Let’s get rolling!

Vanderbilt Nerds Hope To Knock Off Number 1 Kentucky [PHOTOS]

These Vanderbilt nerds flocked from their libraries and stopped studying organic chemistry for a couple hours to cheer on their Commodores. Erin Andrews showed up to give us one of her weird sideline reporter faces. A giant Kevin Stallings head was spotted in the crowd. John Calapari looked like he was going to have an aneurism on the sideline of Vandy’s weird shaped arena. JUMP!

Name This Red Haired Ohio State Einstein Bro [PHOTOS]

I thought the nerds wouldn’t show up until the Vanderbilt game at 9 PM EST but apparently an Ohio State bro decided to dress up like Einstein with red hair and big red glasses. Jared Sullinger got really angry after a foul call. The Nuthouse was rocking supporting their Buckeyes but as usual, the best part of Big 10 basketball was the cheerleaders. Check out all this and more, after the JUMP!

Guy In Penguin Suit With Sign That Asks Where The Library Is [PHOTOS]

First of all, Vanderbilt student, that sign is hilarious. Vandy is known for being a completely nerdy school where all of these dorks got 1500′s on the SATs. This guy used his brains to make a sign joking about the nerds at Vandy not caring about sports as they take on number 1 ranked Kentucky. Oh yeah, he also dressed in a penguin suit. Also, there was a small child in Vandy hat with a slice of pizza.  JUMP!

Lin Yellow Mamba Sign, Lin Rookie Card For $1k & 50 Hot Porn Stars [Jeremy Lin Dump]

• Best Jeremy Lin spin move from last night

• The Best Yellow Mamba Sign From Last Night!

• Jeremy Lin rookie card sells for $1,000!

• World of Twitter reacts to Lin vs. Lakers!

• The homemade Jeremy Lin jersey you must see

• For Lin: 50 Hottest Asian Porn Stars of all time!

• Today’s NY Post front page: Lincredible!

• Today’s Daily News: Lin Streak Goes On

Jason Whitlock Opining On Jeremy Lin’s Dong [Morning Twitpic]

And there it is, Jason Whitlock lobbing the first volley in the ‘maybe that’s a little racist’ department when it comes to the Jeremy Lin phenomenon. The guy was 13-of-23 from the field and 10-of-13 from the line for 38 points in the Knicks victory over the Lakers. Yes, the guy definitely deserved a d*ck joke. If you weren’t a believer before last night, you might want to wake up. Lin went straight into the middle of the Lakers 7-footers and kept scoring. Unreal stuff. Let’s get rolling!