Jenny Dell Is Boston’s New Heidi Watney [PHOTOS]

ESPN Boston is reporting that its very own, Jenny Bell, is the new Heidi Watney of Red Sox Nation. How big is that news? Huge if you are Jenny Bell. She’s about to go from the world of X Games reporting to traveling the country & asking Dustin Pedroia about groin injuries. She’ll be the new face of the Red Sox dugout on NESN, the official home of Red Sox games. Who is this chick? She went to UMass & was a cheerleader. She also liked – or still likes – to party. JUMP!

Oh Deer, Redneck Antics & Kickapoo Rd. [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.

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Was Matthew Barnaby Drinking Wine At San Marco Italian Joint Last Night? [PHOTO]

Of course BC was starting to wonder if Matthew Barnaby would ever return to Twitter after his insane early December DUI arrest. Our hero was driving on the rim of his Porsche with sparks flying all over the road. The former NHLer had also hit something along his route home from the bar. It was one of those moments where it would seem logical to step away from alcohol for possibly ever. Pfft, not Barns. Dude is back on Twitter & drinking – Pepsi? JUMP!

15 Greatest NSFW Jim Irsay Hatred Twitter F-Bombs

The guy used to be cool when he was tweeting rock ‘n roll lyrics. He was the greatest when giving fans NFL tickets for trivia answers. Fans were pumped when Jim Irsay announced he would give Super Bowl tickets to one of his Twitter followers. And now he’s publicly beefing with Peyton Manning as the Super Bowl comes to town. As you’d expect, Twitter has turned on Rob Lowe’s buddy. Irsay suddenly doesn’t want Manning making public comments. Wrong. JUMP!

Albertsons Super Bowl Pepsi Display Includes Truck Driven Into Store [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

At this point it’s going to take live white tigers eating raw meat in a Pepsi Super Bowl display to shock us. Just when it seemed the bar had risen to an unbeatable level, some Pepsi/Frito Lay guys decided to drive a full-size truck into an Albertsons for display purposes. And we really mean they drove it into the store. Right through the front door. JUMP!

Win $10,000: Vote for DORITOS Crash The Super Bowl Commercial [CONTEST]

Are you guys looking to pay off a credit card bill? Keep the lights turned on? Need a 100-inch LCD TV? Pay off a divorce lawyer bill? DORITOS is back for the 2012 Super Bowl and needs you to help pick one of the two fan-made finalist ads that will air during the Super Bowl. Don’t worry, DORITOS has something for you, too. For every 100,000 votes, somebody is going to win $10,000, up to a maximum of $100,000. VOTE NOW and enter for a chance to win some cash! JUMP!

$75 Inflatable Patriots Guy Stolen From Salem, Mass. Yard [Cuff 'Em]

Via: Police received a call that an “inflatable Patriots guy” was stolen from a Derby Street lawn. The caller said an unknown person took a three-foot inflatable player valued at $75 from the front of the home. Police said there were no suspects. This is why we always warn people to put their address on the shin of inflatable Patriots guys. You think a thief will put that in his front yard? No way. Gonna drive right by your house. Lesson learned.

NC State Full-Court Buzzer Beater & America’s Trashiest Spring Breaks [Daily Dump]

• WTF? Married women would bang Eli, not Brady

• Last night’s crazy ass X Games snowmobile accident

• Dude, Impressive: NC State’s full-court buzzer beater

• A University of Delaware cheerleader named Samara

• Hottest Venezuelan You’ll See All Day: Gaby!

• America’s 10 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations

• Helena Christensen is 43 & still very plow-able

• Breaking down Super Bowl anthem prop bets

Will NFL Sue Grocery Stores For Display Copyright Violations? [Morning Twitpic]

The NFL logo image is from last year’s Super Bowl, but it paints a very clear picture as to what not to do with your display. The ‘F’ is a mess. That is why Goodell doesn’t want you using his logo. Screw up the ‘F’ & your display looks terrible. Clean it up, Krogers. Do you like multiple orgasms with your tennis rally? Check out the Aussie Open womens’ final. Also, the Pacers have paid for a new H.S. backboard after their mascot destroyed the old one. Let’s get rolling!

Alyonka Larionov Getting Destroyed By NHL All-Star Draft Viewers

We’ll have more on this tomorrow, but quickly, NHL All-Star Draft viewers are unloading on Alyonka Larionov who is getting her big TV break as a social media sideline reporter tonight. Her dad is Igor, the famous Russian who had huge success in the NHL with Detroit. Alyonka, once the arm candy of Alex Ovechkin, has been working her way up the hockey media landscape & viewers aren’t digging the rookie. Twitter isn’t being very nice. JUMP!

Adriana Lima In St. Barts Wearing Bikinis Today [PHOTOS]

Our ex-wife, Adriana Lima, was in St. Barts today taking part in multiple bikini photoshoots that you’ll probably be seeing soon in a Victoria’s Secret magazine or some other catalog. Honeybuns seems to be all the way back after pumping out a kid with her former NBA d-bag husband Marko Jaric. It still pains us that he enjoys sex with this Brazilian beauty. We figure the payback is that he is now a loser mooching off his wife’s bikini modeling skills. Photos – JUMP!

Georgia Salpa’s Big Boobs & Olivia Wilde Looking Busty [Afternoon Dump]

• Georgia Salpa: Dropping massive cleavage

• Porn star Jesse Jane parties at AVN Awards

• Olivia Wilde is looking pretty busty now-a-days

• Adriana Lima’s hot supermodel bikini body

• Kirsten Dunst & Lizzy Caplan are very close

• Helena Christensen: Looking mighty fine

• Analu Campos rocks the lingerie perfectly

• Kate Hughes has some amazing candids

Marlins Really Are Constructing Crazy Home Run Display At Ballpark [PHOTOS]

Thanks to the guys at Baseball Nation for tipping us off to the webcam at the new Marlins Ballpark that is showing the construction of that super gay, super crazy home run feature the team promised fans. Yes, that thing will go off after a Marlins dong. Seriously. Fish will fly and lights will blink. NY might have its stupid apple. Milwaukee might have that mascot sliding into a fake pool of water. But nobody in the MLB can compete with this massive ‘thing.’ PHOTOS – JUMP!

Hunter Pence Amazed By Pat Sajak’s Hilarity [TWEETS]

What, you didn’t expect a random tweet this afternoon from Hunter Pence about Pat Sajak’s sense of humor? Same here. Maybe this all has something to do with Sajak telling a media outlet that he’s been hammered while hosting Wheel of Fortune multiple times. Or not. All Pence would add to his comment is to watch the interview. What interview? No idea, but the real news here is that this reinforces our desire to get drunk one of these days with Sajak. (@HunterPence3)

Santana Moss’ $5.2MM House Now On Market For $2.3MM; Near Foreclosure? [PHOTOS]

Did you buy a house in 2006 at the top of the housing bubble? You still living in that house? You paying on a house that’s $3mm underwater? Would you blame Santana Moss if he quit paying on his house near Ft. Lauderdale? Not us. Dude has to be careful with his cash. Losing that house doesn’t mean much. But, it’s another thing that the IRS wants money Moss seems to owe them. A double whammy for a dude who got a $5mm signing bonus last summer. JUMP!